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ESSENTIALLY, THIS DVD CAN BE PLAYED CONTINUOUSLY THROUGHOUT THE DAY! THE DVD ALSO CONTAINS TWO BONUS FEATURES: THE DOCUMENTARY BILLY MAYS: HOW I BECAME LOUD AND WEALTHY AND DOZENS OF FULL LENGTH COMMERCIALS OF NONE OTHER THAN ME CLEANING!!! WOW HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT!?! WATCH AT YOUR LEISURE!!!!!!!! JUST IMAGINE MY SMILING YET OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD AND BEARDED FACE TALKING CONTINUOUSLY WHILE YOU LADIES ARE AT HOME CLEANING!!

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I AM ALSO EXPANDING MY BUSINESS INTO SELLING SELF-HELP DVDs TITLED 'HOW TO MOTIVATE YOURSELF' AND 'BE HEARD!!!!' I AM NOW OFFERING THESE VIDEOS FOR FREE TO ALL CUSTOMERS WHO SPEND AT LEAST $100 ON MY CLEANING PRODUCTS.

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Who? I might have seen him on TV once or twice. THERE'S MORE! I HAVE ONE FROM CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS! вЂњ MIGHTY PUTTYв„ў!! YOU CAN PUT YOUR HAND UNDER A PIECE OF CONCRETE SUSPENDED BY MIGHTY PUTTY! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE! IT HAS NO RELEVANCE, BUT IT LOOKS IMPORTANT! *I AM NOW AVAILABLE IN THOSE FUCKING ANNOYING AS SEEN ON TV STORES AT THE MALL! BUY ME!! ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! I AM AVAILABLE IN THREE DIFFERENT COLORS AND SCENTS! BUY TODAY!!!ДЄLSO BUY THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION! COOK DELICIOUS MINI-BURGERS, STACK 'EM, AND WATCH YOUR FAMILY ATTACK 'EM! AND I'LL INCLUDE THE AMAZING BILLY MAYS ACTION HERO! THE KIDS LOVE IT!! HELP ME FIGHT THE EVIL SHAM-WOW GUY!! BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! YOU'LL ALSO RECEIVE A HUGE-ASS BOTTLE OF BLEACH TO SPRAY AND DRINK RIGHT AFTER YOU SEE MY COMMERCIAL!! FOR FREE!!! CALL RIGHT NOW AND I WON'T BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF LIKE A WINE GLASS IN A MEMOREX COMMERCIAL! SAVE YOURSELF AND CALL RIGHT NOW!! A TRAINED OPERATOR (ME) IS STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR ORDER! CALL TODAY AND BUY ME FOR YOUR COMMERCIAL! IS IT LIVE OR IS IT MEMOREX? WHO FUCKING CARES!?!?!?! YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!! BUY TODAY

I ONCE IMPALED MY CAT WITH HERCULES HOOKS TM!!! 150 POUNDS OF FUCKING PRESSURE AND IT STILL HELD UP!!!!!.

WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD I SAW MY MOTHER DOING THE LAUNDRY, SO I WALKED UP BEHIND HER AND YELLED ' WATCH THIS MA!', CAUSING HER TO DUMP A BUNCH OF BLEACH INTO OUR COLORED TOWELS, MAKING THEM ALL SHINY WHITE!! THAT GAVE ME AN IDEA!! WHY NOT BLEACH THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING WITH A PRODUCT CALLED OXI-WHITE!!.MY DAD'S A CARPENTER AND HE WAS IN THE GARAGE WORKING A WOODEN TABLE LEG ON THE LATHE WHEN I TOLD HIM ' WOOD DRIES OUT DAD! BUY SOME OF THIS ORANGE SCENTED SLURRY I FOUND AT GOODWILL FOR ONLY $2.99*, THAT'S RIGHT, ONLY $2.99!*' HE BECAME STARTLED BY MY LOUD VOICE AND INSTANTLY DISLOCATED HIS ARM IN THE LATHE! I THREW THAT ORANGE CRAP AT THE MACHINE AND KABOOM! AT JUST SEVEN YEARS OLD I HAD INVENTED THE PROTECTIVE COATING NOW CALLED ORANGE GLO!.

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I GAVE MY GRANDFATHER A SERIES OF STROKES WHEN I WAS ONLY THREE YEARS OLD!! I CAME INTO HIS ROOM AND INTERRUPTED HIS SLEEP FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WHILE TRYING TO SELL HIM VARIOUS USED CLEANING SUPPLIES I FOUND UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK! IT WORKED!! HE WAS SO DISORIENTED BY MY SCREAMING THAT HE BOUGHT EVERYTHING!! HE ALSO WENT DEAF TWENTY MINUTES LATER!!!.

I WAS BORN ON JIN McKEES ROCKS, PENNSYLVANIA, WHEREVER THAT IS! FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE I TOOK AN INTEREST IN YELLING LOUDLY AND SELLING CLEANING PRODUCTS! LOOK AT THIS!

I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO MAKE HEADS EXPLODE!!

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